Independent restaurant ratings analysis
Theo's Cafe
Cowley Road, Uxbridge, UB8 2EA
Café · Deli
Just Eat gives Theo's Cafe in Uxbridge a rating of 4.75 out of 5, from 6 of its 10 ratings (60%); Just Eat says its rating uses the previous 12 months. Of those counted, 83% are in the 4–5 star buckets and 0% in the 1–2 star buckets. Its Eat Score, yeet.food's independent measure, is 48.7 out of 100. It ranks 25th of 112 rated takeaways in UB8 and 176th of 654 in Southall & Uxbridge (UB).
Ratings snapshot: . These are historical ratings, not a live assessment.
What these numbers mean
The counted sample is the sum of Just Eat’s five rating buckets. Its published explanation describes a median score from the previous 12 months. The broader total includes ratings outside this sample; these aggregates do not tell us why each rating was excluded. Buckets group half-star ratings, so the 4–5 bucket percentage is not an exact count of individual four- and five-star reviews.
0% fall in the 1–2 star buckets. Our “Often terrible” label means more than 15% fall in those buckets, with at least 20 counted ratings.
Its Eat Score is 48.7 out of 100. The Eat Score is our own measure, and higher is better: it is the Bayesian-adjusted share of counted ratings in the 4–5 star buckets, minus the full adjusted share in the 1–2 star buckets. It is not Just Eat’s rating.
