Independent restaurant ratings analysis
Tesco Cafe - Longton
Baths Road, Stoke-on-Trent, ST3 2JB
Breakfast · Café
Just Eat gives Tesco Cafe - Longton in Stoke-on-Trent a rating of 5 out of 5, from 34 of its 591 ratings (6%); Just Eat says its rating uses the previous 12 months. Of those counted, 62% are in the 4–5 star buckets and 32% in the 1–2 star buckets. That makes it “often terrible” by yeet.food’s definition: more than 15% of counted ratings in the 1–2 star buckets. Its Eat Score, yeet.food's independent measure, is 32.7 out of 100. It ranks 74th of 95 rated takeaways in ST3 and 547th of 728 in Stoke-on-Trent (ST).
Often terrible
Ratings snapshot: . These are historical ratings, not a live assessment.
What these numbers mean
The counted sample is the sum of Just Eat’s five rating buckets. Its published explanation describes a median score from the previous 12 months. The broader total includes ratings outside this sample; these aggregates do not tell us why each rating was excluded. Buckets group half-star ratings, so the 4–5 bucket percentage is not an exact count of individual four- and five-star reviews.
32% fall in the 1–2 star buckets. Our “Often terrible” label means more than 15% fall in those buckets, with at least 20 counted ratings.
Its Eat Score is 32.7 out of 100. The Eat Score is our own measure, and higher is better: it is the Bayesian-adjusted share of counted ratings in the 4–5 star buckets, minus the full adjusted share in the 1–2 star buckets. It is not Just Eat’s rating.
