Independent restaurant ratings analysis
Cafee 128
128 Old Road, Clacton-on-Sea, CO15 3AH
Breakfast · Brunch
Just Eat gives Cafee 128 in Clacton-on-Sea a rating of 5 out of 5, from 87 of its 87 ratings (100%); Just Eat says its rating uses the previous 12 months. Of those counted, 78% are in the 4–5 star buckets and 21% in the 1–2 star buckets. That makes it “often terrible” by yeet.food’s definition: more than 15% of counted ratings in the 1–2 star buckets. Its Eat Score, yeet.food's independent measure, is 53.9 out of 100. It ranks 25th of 78 rated takeaways in CO15 and 101st of 365 in Colchester (CO).
Often terrible
Ratings snapshot: . These are historical ratings, not a live assessment.
Quality & delivery
| Ratings | Good | Neutral | Poor |
|---|---|---|---|
| Quality 87 ratings | 78.2% | 1.1% | 20.7% |
| Delivery 87 ratings | 79.3% | 5.7% | 14.9% |
Good means 4–5 stars for quality, or “Amazing” delivery. Component labels inferred from Just Eat’s data.
What these numbers mean
The counted sample is the sum of Just Eat’s five rating buckets. Its published explanation describes a median score from the previous 12 months. The broader total includes ratings outside this sample; these aggregates do not tell us why each rating was excluded. Buckets group half-star ratings, so the 4–5 bucket percentage is not an exact count of individual four- and five-star reviews.
21% fall in the 1–2 star buckets. Our “Often terrible” label means more than 15% fall in those buckets, with at least 20 counted ratings.
Its Eat Score is 53.9 out of 100. The Eat Score is our own measure, and higher is better: it is the Bayesian-adjusted share of counted ratings in the 4–5 star buckets, minus the full adjusted share in the 1–2 star buckets. It is not Just Eat’s rating.
