Independent restaurant ratings analysis
Swirlz
2077 Paisley Road, Glasgow, G52 3JH
Milkshakes · Desserts
Just Eat gives Swirlz in Glasgow a rating of 4 out of 5, from 42 of its 100 ratings (42%); Just Eat says its rating uses the previous 12 months. Of those counted, 52% are in the 4–5 star buckets and 43% in the 1–2 star buckets. That makes it “often terrible” by yeet.food’s definition: more than 15% of counted ratings in the 1–2 star buckets. Its Eat Score, yeet.food's independent measure, is 18.8 out of 100. It ranks 65th of 66 rated takeaways in G52 and 1,680th of 1,913 in Glasgow (G).
Often terrible
Ratings snapshot: . These are historical ratings, not a live assessment.
What these numbers mean
The counted sample is the sum of Just Eat’s five rating buckets. Its published explanation describes a median score from the previous 12 months. The broader total includes ratings outside this sample; these aggregates do not tell us why each rating was excluded. Buckets group half-star ratings, so the 4–5 bucket percentage is not an exact count of individual four- and five-star reviews.
43% fall in the 1–2 star buckets. Our “Often terrible” label means more than 15% fall in those buckets, with at least 20 counted ratings.
Its Eat Score is 18.8 out of 100. The Eat Score is our own measure, and higher is better: it is the Bayesian-adjusted share of counted ratings in the 4–5 star buckets, minus the full adjusted share in the 1–2 star buckets. It is not Just Eat’s rating.
