Independent restaurant ratings analysis
Simo’s Pizzeria
41 High Street, Stockton-on-Tees, TS20 1AH
Pizza · Italian
Just Eat gives Simo’s Pizzeria in Stockton-on-Tees a rating of 5 out of 5, from 223 of its 394 ratings (57%); Just Eat says its rating uses the previous 12 months. Of those counted, 72% are in the 4–5 star buckets and 22% in the 1–2 star buckets. That makes it “often terrible” by yeet.food’s definition: more than 15% of counted ratings in the 1–2 star buckets. Its Eat Score, yeet.food's independent measure, is 49.2 out of 100. It ranks 15th of 32 rated takeaways in TS20 and 309th of 774 in Middlesbrough & Cleveland (TS).
Often terrible
Ratings snapshot: . These are historical ratings, not a live assessment.
What these numbers mean
The counted sample is the sum of Just Eat’s five rating buckets. Its published explanation describes a median score from the previous 12 months. The broader total includes ratings outside this sample; these aggregates do not tell us why each rating was excluded. Buckets group half-star ratings, so the 4–5 bucket percentage is not an exact count of individual four- and five-star reviews.
22% fall in the 1–2 star buckets. Our “Often terrible” label means more than 15% fall in those buckets, with at least 20 counted ratings.
Its Eat Score is 49.2 out of 100. The Eat Score is our own measure, and higher is better: it is the Bayesian-adjusted share of counted ratings in the 4–5 star buckets, minus the full adjusted share in the 1–2 star buckets. It is not Just Eat’s rating.
