Independent restaurant ratings analysis
Clumsies
2 The Street, Wickham Bishops, CM8 3NN
Burgers · Chicken
Just Eat gives Clumsies in Wickham Bishops a rating of 5 out of 5, from 26 of its 26 ratings (100%); Just Eat says its rating uses the previous 12 months. Of those counted, 92% are in the 4–5 star buckets and 4% in the 1–2 star buckets. Its Eat Score, yeet.food's independent measure, is 66.7 out of 100. It ranks 6th of 29 rated takeaways in CM8 and 68th of 697 in Chelmsford (CM).
Ratings snapshot: . These are historical ratings, not a live assessment.
Quality & delivery
| Ratings | Good | Neutral | Poor |
|---|---|---|---|
| Quality 26 ratings | 96.2% | 0% | 3.8% |
| Delivery 26 ratings | 92.3% | 3.8% | 3.8% |
Good means 4–5 stars for quality, or “Amazing” delivery. Component labels inferred from Just Eat’s data.
What these numbers mean
The counted sample is the sum of Just Eat’s five rating buckets. Its published explanation describes a median score from the previous 12 months. The broader total includes ratings outside this sample; these aggregates do not tell us why each rating was excluded. Buckets group half-star ratings, so the 4–5 bucket percentage is not an exact count of individual four- and five-star reviews.
4% fall in the 1–2 star buckets. Our “Often terrible” label means more than 15% fall in those buckets, with at least 20 counted ratings.
Its Eat Score is 66.7 out of 100. The Eat Score is our own measure, and higher is better: it is the Bayesian-adjusted share of counted ratings in the 4–5 star buckets, minus the full adjusted share in the 1–2 star buckets. It is not Just Eat’s rating.
