Independent restaurant ratings analysis
Cafe Bloom
1 Slacksbury Hatch, Harlow, CM19 4ET
Café · British
Just Eat gives Cafe Bloom in Harlow a rating of 5 out of 5, from 33 of its 33 ratings (100%); Just Eat says its rating uses the previous 12 months. Of those counted, 79% are in the 4–5 star buckets and 18% in the 1–2 star buckets. That makes it “often terrible” by yeet.food’s definition: more than 15% of counted ratings in the 1–2 star buckets. Its Eat Score, yeet.food's independent measure, is 52.2 out of 100. It ranks 3rd of 13 rated takeaways in CM19 and 198th of 697 in Chelmsford (CM).
Often terrible
Ratings snapshot: . These are historical ratings, not a live assessment.
What these numbers mean
The counted sample is the sum of Just Eat’s five rating buckets. Its published explanation describes a median score from the previous 12 months. The broader total includes ratings outside this sample; these aggregates do not tell us why each rating was excluded. Buckets group half-star ratings, so the 4–5 bucket percentage is not an exact count of individual four- and five-star reviews.
18% fall in the 1–2 star buckets. Our “Often terrible” label means more than 15% fall in those buckets, with at least 20 counted ratings.
Its Eat Score is 52.2 out of 100. The Eat Score is our own measure, and higher is better: it is the Bayesian-adjusted share of counted ratings in the 4–5 star buckets, minus the full adjusted share in the 1–2 star buckets. It is not Just Eat’s rating.
