The Laughing Halibut

Many 1–2★ ratings

38 Strutton Ground, Westminster, London, SW1P 2HR
Fish & Chips · Chicken

Eat Score56.7Our measure, out of 100. How it works
Just Eat rating5/5The stars Just Eat shows. × 20 = 100
Rating gap43.3Points between Just Eat’s 100 and our 56.7. About the gap

How the 30 counted ratings split

73% 4–5★20% 1–2★5★ 63% (19)4★ 10% (3)3★ 7% (2)2★ 3% (1)1★ 17% (5)

Just Eat’s five rating buckets, with the number of ratings in each. Half-star ratings fall into a bucket.

4/5Food hygiene, inspected Sept 2025
30Ratings counted
210Total ratings

Food hygiene rating from the Food Standards Agency or Food Standards Scotland, as shown on Just Eat.

Just Eat gives The Laughing Halibut in London a rating of 5 out of 5, from 30 of its 210 ratings (14%); Just Eat says its rating uses the previous 12 months. Of those counted, 73% are in the 4–5 star buckets and 20% in the 1–2 star buckets. That is “many 1–2 star ratings” by yeet.food’s definition: more than 15% of counted ratings in the 1–2 star buckets. Its Eat Score, yeet.food's independent measure, is 56.7 out of 100. It ranks 7th of 15 rated takeaways in SW1P and 470th of 1,373 in South West London (SW).

Ratings snapshot: . These are historical ratings, not a live assessment.

Quality & delivery

RatingsGoodNeutralPoor
Quality
30 ratings
76.7%0%23.3%
Delivery
30 ratings
70%13.3%16.7%

Good means 4–5 stars for quality, or “Amazing” delivery. Component labels inferred from Just Eat’s data.

What these numbers mean

The counted sample is the sum of Just Eat’s five rating buckets. Its published explanation describes a median score from the previous 12 months. The broader total includes ratings outside this sample; these aggregates do not tell us why each rating was excluded. Buckets group half-star ratings, so the 4–5 bucket percentage is not an exact count of individual four- and five-star reviews.

20% fall in the 1–2 star buckets. Our “Many 1–2★ ratings” label means more than 15% fall in those buckets, with at least 20 counted ratings.

Its Eat Score is 56.7 out of 100. The Eat Score is our own measure, and higher is better: it gives counted ratings in band 4 90% credit and band 5 full credit, with a growing penalty as negative feedback becomes more common. The 1-star band carries slightly more weight than the 2-star band, and small samples are adjusted towards a fixed UK reference. It is not Just Eat’s rating.

How the Eat Score works · Just Eat’s ratings explanation